[DUMBLEDORE] Thank you.
[DUMBLEDORE] I should have known that you would be here, Professor McGonagall.
[McGONAGALL] Good evening, Professor Dumbledore.
[McGONAGALL] Are the rumours true, Albus?
[DUMBLEDORE] I'm afraid so, Professor.
[DUMBLEDORE] The good and the bad.
[McGONAGALL] And the boy?
[DUMBLEDORE] Hagrid is bringing him.
[McGONAGALL] Do you think it wise to trust Hagrid with something as important as this?
[DUMBLEDORE] Ah, Professor, I would trust Hagrid with my life.
[HAGRID] Professor Dumbledore, sir.
[HAGRID] Professor McGonagall.
[DUMBLEDORE] No problems, I trust, Hagrid?
[HAGRID] No, sir.
[HAGRID] Little tyke fell asleep just as we were flying over Bristol.
[HAGRID] Try not to wake him.
[HAGRID] There you go.
[McGONAGALL] Do you really think it's safe, leaving him with these people?
[McGONAGALL] I've watched them all day.
[McGONAGALL] They're the worst sort of muggles imaginable.
[McGONAGALL] They really are.
[DUMBLEDORE] The only family he has.
[McGONAGALL] This boy will be famous.
[McGONAGALL] There won't be...
[McGONAGALL] a child in that world who doesn't know his name exactly he's far better off
[DUMBLEDORE] growing up away from all of that until he is ready it's not really goodbye
[DUMBLEDORE] after all
[AUNT PETUNIA] Up! Get up! Now!
[AUNT PETUNIA] ...the breakfast and try not to burn anything.
[HARRY] Yes, Aunt Petunia?
[AUNT PETUNIA] I want everything to be perfect for my Dudley's special day.
[UNCLE VERNON] Hurry up. Bring my coffee, boy.
[HARRY] Yes, Uncle Vernon.
[AUNT PETUNIA] Aren't they wonderful, darling?
[HARRY] Thirty-six. I counted them myself.
[DUDLEY] The six! What in the heaven?
[UNCLE VERNON] Yes, well, some of them are quite a bit bigger than last year.
[DUDLEY] I don't care how big they are!
[AUNT PETUNIA] No, no, no. This is what we're going to do.
[AUNT PETUNIA] When we go out, we're going to buy you two new presents.
[AUNT PETUNIA] How's that, Pumpkin?
[UNCLE VERNON] I'm warning you now, boy.
[UNCLE VERNON] Any funny business, any at all,
[UNCLE VERNON] and you won't have any meals for a week.
[UNCLE VERNON] Giddy.
[HARRY] Sorry about him. He doesn't understand what it's like lying there day after day
[HARRY] Watching people press their ugly faces in on you. I've never talked to a snake before
[HARRY] Do you? I mean you talk to people often
[HARRY] You're from Burma aren't you? Was it nice there? Do you miss your family? I see that's me as well
[HARRY] I never knew my parents either
[UNCLE VERNON] What happened?
[HARRY] I swear I don't...
[UNCLE VERNON] There's no such thing as magic.
[UNCLE VERNON] Oh, Marge is ill at a funny well.
[DUDLEY] Dad, look! I almost got a letter!
[HARRY] Hey, give it back! It's mine!
[UNCLE VERNON] Yours? I'll be writing to you.
[UNCLE VERNON] Shoo!
[UNCLE VERNON] Fine day Sunday
[UNCLE VERNON] In my opinion best day of the week. Why is that Dudley? Because there's no post on Sundays. Right you are Harry
[UNCLE VERNON] No post on Sunday
[UNCLE VERNON] No blasted letters today
[UNCLE VERNON] No, sir, not one blasted miserable
[UNCLE VERNON] Where they can't find us!
[HAGRID] Sorry about that.
[UNCLE VERNON] I demand that you leave at once, sir.
[UNCLE VERNON] You are breaking an entry.
[HAGRID] Dry up, Dursley, you great prune.
[HAGRID] Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry,
[HAGRID] but you're a bit more along than I would have expected,
[HAGRID] particularly round the middle.
[HAGRID] Harry?
[HAGRID] Well, of course you are.
[HAGRID] Got something for you.
[HAGRID] Afraid I may have sat on it at some point,
[HAGRID] but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same.
[HAGRID] Baked it myself, words and all.
[HAGRID] Yeah.
[HARRY] Thank you.
[HAGRID] It's not every day your young man turns 11 now, is it?
[HAGRID] Hey!
[HARRY] Excuse me.
[HARRY] Who are you?
[HAGRID] Rubeus Hagrid.
[HAGRID] Keeper of keys and grounds at Hogwarts.
[HAGRID] Of course, you know all about Hogwarts.
[HARRY] Sorry, no.
[HAGRID] No?
[HAGRID] Blimey, Harry, didn't you ever wonder where your mum and dad learned it all?
[HARRY] Learned what?
[HAGRID] You're a wizard, Harry.
[HARRY] I'm a what?
[HAGRID] A wizard.
[HAGRID] And a thumping good 'un I'd wager.
[HAGRID] Want to trade up a little?
[HARRY] No.
[HARRY] You've made a mistake.
[HARRY] I mean, I can't be a wizard.
[HARRY] I mean, I'm...
[HARRY] Just Harry. Just Harry.
[HAGRID] Well, just Harry.
[HAGRID] Did you ever make anything happen?
[HAGRID] Anything you couldn't explain when you were angry or scared?
[HARRY] Dear Mr. Potter, we are pleased to inform you
[HARRY] that you have been accepted at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry.
[UNCLE VERNON] He will not be going, I tell you.
[UNCLE VERNON] We swore when we took him in we'd put a stop to all this rubbish.
[HARRY] You knew? You knew all along and you never told me?
[AUNT PETUNIA] Of course we knew. Could you not be?
[AUNT PETUNIA] My perfect sister, being who she was.
[AUNT PETUNIA] My mother and father were so...
[AUNT PETUNIA] What a day she got her letter.
[AUNT PETUNIA] We have...
[AUNT PETUNIA] a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?
[AUNT PETUNIA] I was the only one to see her
[AUNT PETUNIA] for what she was.
[AUNT PETUNIA] And then she met that potter.
[AUNT PETUNIA] And then she had you and I knew you would be the same.
[AUNT PETUNIA] Just as strange.
[AUNT PETUNIA] Just as abnormal.
[AUNT PETUNIA] And then, if you please, she went
[AUNT PETUNIA] and got herself blown up.
[AUNT PETUNIA] And we got landed with you.
[HARRY] Blown up? You told me my parents
[HARRY] died in a car crash.
[HAGRID] A car crash? A car crash
[HAGRID] killed Lily and James Potter?
[AUNT PETUNIA] You had to say something.
[HAGRID] It's an outrage.
[HAGRID] It's a scandal.
[UNCLE VERNON] He'll not be going.
[HAGRID] And I suppose a great muggle like yourself
[HAGRID] is going to stop him, are you?
[HARRY] Muggle?
[HAGRID] Non-magic folk.
[HAGRID] This boy's had his name down ever since you were born.
[HAGRID] He's going to the finest school of witchcraft and wizardry
[HAGRID] in the world and he will be under the finest
[HAGRID] headmaster that Hogwarts has ever seen.
[HAGRID] Albus Dumbledore.
[UNCLE VERNON] I will not pay to have some crackpot old fool teach him magic tricks.
[HAGRID] Not of me.
[HARRY] I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone at Hogwarts about that.
[HAGRID] Strictly speaking, I'm not allowed to do magic.
[HAGRID] A bit behind schedule?
[HAGRID] Must be off.
[HAGRID] Unless you'd rather stay, of course.
[HARRY] One standard size two pewter cauldron and they bring if they desire either an owl a cat or a toad
[HARRY] Can we find all this in London?
[HAGRID] You know where to go. Ah
[TOM] Hagrid
[HAGRID] Usual I presume. No, thanks Tom. I'm an official Hogwarts business
[HAGRID] Just helping young Harry here boys
[DORIS CROCKFORD] supplies. Yes, my soul. It's Harry Potter. Welcome back, Mr. Potter. Welcome back. Doris
[DORIS CROCKFORD] Crockford, Mr. Potter. I can't believe I'm meeting you at last. Harry Potter. Can't tell
[HAGRID] you how pleased I am to meet you. Hello, Professor. I didn't see you there. Harry, this is Professor
[HAGRID] Quirrell. He'll be your Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher at Hogwarts. Oh, nice to
[QUIRRELL] meet you. Fearfully fascinating subject. Not that you need it, eh, Potter? Yes, well,
[HAGRID] must we go now? Lots to buy. Goodbye. See, Harry, you're famous. But why am I famous,
[HARRY] Hagrid? All those people back there. How is it they know who I am?
[HAGRID] I'm not sure I'm exactly the right person to tell you that, Harry.
[HAGRID] Welcome, Harry, to Diagon Alley.
[HAGRID] Where you get your quills and your ink.
[HAGRID] And over there, all your bits and bobs for doing your wizardry.
[HAGRID] Gringotts, the Wizard Bank, take no safer place, not one, except perhaps Hogwarts.
[HARRY] What exactly are these things?
[HAGRID] they're goblins harry clever as they come goblins but not the most friendly of beasts
[HAGRID] best stay close mr harry potter wishes to make a withdrawal rule and does mr harry potter have
[HAGRID] his key oh wait a minute got it here somewhere there's a little devil oh and there's something
[HAGRID] else as well professor dumbledore gave me this you know what in fault you know which very well
[GRIPHOOK] bolt 687
[GRIPHOOK] Lamp, please. Key, please.
[HAGRID] Didn't think your mom and dad would leave you with nothing now, did you?
[GRIPHOOK] Vault 713.
[HARRY] What's in there, Hagrid?
[HAGRID] Can't tell you, Harry. Hogwarts business. Very secret.
[GRIPHOOK] Stand back.
[HAGRID] Well, you want Ollivanders. There ain't no place better.
[HAGRID] Why don't you run along there and wait?
[HAGRID] I've just got one more thing I've got to do. Won't be long.
[HARRY] Hello? Hello?
[OLLIVANDER] I wondered when I'd be seeing you, Mr. Potter.
[OLLIVANDER] It seems only yesterday that your mother and father were in here buying their first wands.
[OLLIVANDER] Here we are. Give it a wave.
[OLLIVANDER] Apparently not.
[OLLIVANDER] Perhaps this?
[HARRY] No, definitely not.
[OLLIVANDER] No matter.
[HARRY] Sorry, but what's curious?
[OLLIVANDER] I remember every wand I've ever sold, Mr. Potter.
[OLLIVANDER] It so happens that the phoenix, whose tail feather resides in your wand,
[OLLIVANDER] gave another feather, just one other.
[OLLIVANDER] It is curious that you should be destined for this wand
[OLLIVANDER] when its brother gave you that scar.
[OLLIVANDER] and who owned that wand do not speak the wand chooses the wizard mr potter
[OLLIVANDER] it's not always clear why it is clear after all you must not be named harry
[HAGRID] harry happy birthday you're right harry seem very quiet
[HARRY] He killed my parents, didn't he?
[HARRY] The one who gave me this.
[HARRY] You know Hagrid.
[HARRY] I know you do.
[HAGRID] First, and understand this, Harry, because it's very important.
[HAGRID] Not all wizards are good.
[HAGRID] Some of them go bad.
[HAGRID] A few years ago, there was one wizard that went as bad as you can go.
[HAGRID] And his name was V...
[HAGRID] His name was V...
[HARRY] Maybe she wrote it down.
[HAGRID] No, I can't spell it.
[HAGRID] All right.
[HAGRID] Voldemort.
[HAGRID] It was dark times, Harry, dark times.
[HAGRID] Voldemort started to gather some followers.
[HAGRID] Brought them over to the dark side.
[HAGRID] Anyone that stood up to him ended up dead.
[HAGRID] Your parents fought against him, but nobody lived once he decided to kill him.
[HAGRID] Nobody. Not one, except you.
[HARRY] Voldemort tried to kill me?
[HAGRID] That ain't no ordinary cut on your forehead, Harry.
[HAGRID] A mark like that only comes from being touched by a curse, and an evil curse at that.
[HARRY] Do you know who?
[HAGRID] Well, some say he died.
[HAGRID] Codswallop, in my opinion.
[HAGRID] Nope. I reckon he's out there still, too tired to carry on.
[HAGRID] But one thing's absolutely certain.
[HAGRID] Something about you stumped him that night.
[HAGRID] That's why you're famous.
[HAGRID] That's why everybody knows your name.
[HAGRID] You're the boy who lived.
[HAGRID] What are you looking at?
[HAGRID] Blimey, is that the time?
[HAGRID] Sorry, Harry, I'm going to have to leave you.
[HAGRID] Dumbledore will be wanting his...
[HAGRID] Well, he'll be wanting to see me.
[HAGRID] Now, your train leaves in ten minutes.
[HAGRID] There's your ticket.
[HAGRID] Stick to it, Harry, that's very important.
[HAGRID] Stick to your ticket.
[HARRY] But, Hagrid, there must be a mistake.
[HARRY] This says Platform 9 3⁄4.
[HARRY] There's no such thing.
[HARRY] Is there?
[HARRY] Sorry, excuse me
[HARRY] Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me where I might find platform nine and three-quarters nine and three-quarters think you're being funny, do you?
[MOLLY WEASLEY] Quarters this way you first
[FRED] If you next he's not Fred I am honestly woman you call yourself our mother. Oh, I'm sorry George
[HARRY] i'm only joking i am fred excuse me could you tell me how to how to get onto the platform
[MOLLY WEASLEY] not too worried it's ron's first time to hogwarts as well now all you've got to do is walk straight
[MOLLY WEASLEY] at the wall between platforms nine and ten best do it at a bit of a run if you're nervous good luck
[RON] is full not at all i'm ron by the way from weasley i'm harry harry potter it's true i mean
[RON] do you really have the the the what wicked anything off the trolley dears no thanks i'm all set
[HARRY] We'll take the lot.
[RON] Whoa.
[RON] Bertie Bott's Every Flavour Beans.
[HARRY] They mean every flavour.
[HARRY] There's chocolate and peppermint.
[HARRY] And there's also...
[HARRY] Spinach, liver and tripe.
[HARRY] George sweared he got a bogey flavour in one month.
[RON] These aren't real frogs, are they?
[HARRY] It's just a spell.
[HARRY] Besides, it's the cards you want.
[HARRY] Each pack's got a famous witch or wizard.
[HARRY] I've got about 500 myself.
[RON] Watch it!
[RON] That's rotten luck.
[RON] I've only got one good jump in them to begin with.
[RON] i've got dumbledore i got about six of him hey he's gone well you can't expect him to run around
[RON] all day can you this is scabbers by the way pathetic isn't he just a little bit fred gave
[RON] me a spell that's to turn him yellow want to see yeah has anyone seen a toad a boy named neville's
[HERMIONE] lost one no oh are you doing magic let's see then sunshine daisies butter mellow turn this stupid
[HERMIONE] fat yellow sure that's a real spell well it's not very good is it of course i've only tried a few
[HERMIONE] simple ones myself
[HERMIONE] but they've all worked for me for example Oculus Reparo that's better isn't it or harry potter
[HERMIONE] i'm hermione granger and you are um ron measly pleasure you two better change into robes i expect
[HERMIONE] we'll be arriving soon you've got dirt on your nose by the way did you know just there this way
[HAGRID] please
[HAGRID] Come on now. First year. Don't be shy.
[HAGRID] Come on now. Hurry up.
[HAGRID] Oh, hurry.
[HAGRID] Whoa!
[HAGRID] Right then. This way to the boats. Come on now.
[HAGRID] Follow me.
[McGONAGALL] In a few moments, you will pass through these doors
[McGONAGALL] and join your classmates.
[McGONAGALL] But before you can take your seats,
[McGONAGALL] you must be sorted into your houses.
[McGONAGALL] They are Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, and Slytherin.
[McGONAGALL] Now, while you're here, your house will be like your family.
[McGONAGALL] Your triumphs will earn you points.
[McGONAGALL] Any rule breaking and you will lose points.
[McGONAGALL] At the end of the year, the house with the most points is awarded the House Cup.
[McGONAGALL] Trevor!
[McGONAGALL] Sorry.
[McGONAGALL] The sorting ceremony will begin momentarily.
[DRACO] It's true, then, what they're saying on the train.
[DRACO] Harry Potter has come to Hogwarts.
[DRACO] This is Crabbe and Goyle, and I'm Malfoy.
[DRACO] Draco Malfoy.
[DRACO] You think my name's funny, do you?
[DRACO] If there's no need to ask you yours, red hair and a hand-me-down robe,
[DRACO] you must be a Weasley.
[DRACO] You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others, Potter.
[DRACO] You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort.
[DRACO] I can help you there.
[HARRY] I think I can tell the wrong sort for myself, thanks.
[McGONAGALL] We're ready for you now. Follow me.
[RON] It's just bewitched to look like the night sky.
[HERMIONE] I read about it in Hogwarts, a history.
[McGONAGALL] Will you wait along here, please?
[McGONAGALL] Now, before we begin, Professor Dumbledore would like to say a few words.
[DUMBLEDORE] I have a few start-of-term notices I wish to announce.
[DUMBLEDORE] The first years, please note that the Dark Forest is strictly forbidden to all students.
[DUMBLEDORE] Also, our caretaker, Mr. Filch, has asked me to remind you
[DUMBLEDORE] that the third-floor corridor on the right-hand side is out of bounds
[DUMBLEDORE] to everyone who does not wish to die a most painful death.
[DUMBLEDORE] Thank you.
[McGONAGALL] When I call your name, you will come forth.
[McGONAGALL] I shall place the sorting hat on your head, and you will be sorted into your houses.
[McGONAGALL] Hermione Granger?
[RON] Oh, no. Mental, that one. I'm telling you.
[SORTING HAT] Right there. K.
[SORTING HAT] Gryffindor!
[DRACO] Draco Malfoy.
[SORTING HAT] Slytherin!
[RON] It's not Witch or Wizard who went bad. It wasn't in Slytherin.
[McGONAGALL] Susan Bones.
[HARRY] What is it?
[RON] Nothing. Nothing. I'm fine.
[RON] I know.
[SORTING HAT] Hufflepuff Weasley. Another Weasley. I know just what to do with you.
[SORTING HAT] Gryffindor. Harry Potter. Difficult. Very difficult. Plenty of courage I see.
[SORTING HAT] bad mind either there's talent oh yes and a thirst to prove yourself but where to put you
[SORTING HAT] not slithering not slithering not slithering eh are you sure you could be great you know
[SORTING HAT] it's all here in your head and slithering will help you on the way to greatness there's no doubt
[SORTING HAT] about that no better be Gryffindor
[DUMBLEDORE] your attention please let the feast begin there's a witch a bit of a nasty shock for him when he
[HARRY] found out say percy who's that teacher talking to professor quirrell oh that's professor snape
[PERCY] head of slytherin house what's he teach potions but everyone knows it's the dark arts he fancies
[PERCY] he's been after quirrell's job for years oh how are you welcome to gryffindor
[NEARLY HEADLESS NICK] hello sir nicholas have a nice summer dismal once again my request to join the headless hunt
[NEARLY HEADLESS NICK] has been denied i know you you're nearly headless nick i prefer sir nicholas if you don't mind
[PERCY] nearly headless nearly headless like this griffindors follow me please keep up thank you
[PERCY] ravenclaw follow me this way
[PERCY] you
[PERCY] This is the most direct path to the dormitories. Oh and keep an eye on the staircases. They'd like to change
[PERCY] Keep up please and follow me
[PERCY] Quickly now. Come on. Come on
[PERCY] Welcome to Hogwarts. Password? Caput Draconis
[PERCY] follow me everyone keep up quickly come on gather around here welcome to the
[PERCY] Gryffindor common boys dormitories upstairs and down to your left girls the
[PERCY] same on your right you'll find all your belongings have already been brought up
[RON] in the looking on we're gonna go space if we were late bloody brilliant oh thank you
[McGONAGALL] for that assessment mr weasley perhaps it would be more useful
[McGONAGALL] Well, if I were to transfigure Mr. Potter and yourself into a pocket watch,
[McGONAGALL] that way one of you might be on time.
[RON] We got lost.
[McGONAGALL] Then perhaps a map.
[McGONAGALL] I trust you don't need one to find your seats.
[SNAPE] There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class.
[SNAPE] As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science
[SNAPE] and exact art that is potion-making.
[SNAPE] However, for those select few who possess the predisposition,
[SNAPE] I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses.
[SNAPE] I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death.
[SNAPE] Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention.
[SNAPE] Celebrity.
[SNAPE] Tell me, what would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood?
[SNAPE] You don't know?
[SNAPE] Well, let's try again.
[SNAPE] Where, Mr. Potter, would you look if I asked you to find me a bezoar?
[HARRY] Don't know, sir.
[SNAPE] And what is the difference between monkshood and wolfbane?
[SNAPE] Pretty clearly, fame isn't everything, is it, Mr. Potter?
[SEAMUS] Eye of rabbit, harp string hum.
[SEAMUS] Turn this water into rum.
[SEAMUS] Eye of rabbit, harp string hum.
[SEAMUS] What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
[SEAMUS] Turn it to rum?
[SEAMUS] I actually managed to eat tea yesterday.
[SEAMUS] Before...
[SEAMUS] Males here.
[SEAMUS] Can I borrow this?
[RON] Hey look, Neville's got a Remembrall.
[HERMIONE] I've read about those. When the smoke turns red, it means you've forgotten something.
[HERMIONE] The only problem is, I don't remember what I've forgotten.
[HARRY] Hey Ron,
[HARRY] somebody broke into Gringotts.
[HARRY] Listen,
[HARRY] believed to be the work of dark wizards or witches unknown,
[HARRY] Gringotts goblins, while acknowledging the breach,
[HARRY] insist nothing was taken. The vault in question, number 713, had in fact been emptied earlier that very same day.
[HARRY] That's odd. That's the vault Hagrid and I went to.
[MADAM HOOCH] Good afternoon, class.
[CLASS] Good afternoon, Hooch.
[MADAM HOOCH] Good afternoon, Amanda. Good afternoon.
[MADAM HOOCH] Welcome to your first flying lesson.
[MADAM HOOCH] Well, what are you waiting for?
[MADAM HOOCH] Everyone step up to the left side of their broomstick.
[MADAM HOOCH] Come on now, hurry up.
[MADAM HOOCH] Stick your right hand over the broom
[MADAM HOOCH] and say, up.
[EVERYONE] Shut up, Harry.
[MADAM HOOCH] Now, once you've got hold of your
[MADAM HOOCH] broom, I want you to mount it.
[MADAM HOOCH] And grip it tight.
[MADAM HOOCH] You don't want to be sliding off the end.
[MADAM HOOCH] When I blow my whistle,
[MADAM HOOCH] I want each of you to kick off from the ground
[MADAM HOOCH] hard. Keep your broom
[MADAM HOOCH] steady, hover
[MADAM HOOCH] for a moment, then lean
[MADAM HOOCH] forward slightly and touch back down.
[MADAM HOOCH] On my whistle. Three, two.
[MADAM HOOCH] Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Longbottom. Mr. Longbottom!
[MADAM HOOCH] On this instant. Mr. Longbottom!
[MADAM HOOCH] Oh dear, it's a broken wrist.
[MADAM HOOCH] Good boy. Come on now. Up you go.
[MADAM HOOCH] Everyone's to keep their feet firmly on the ground
[MADAM HOOCH] while I take Mr Longbottom to the hospital wing.
[MADAM HOOCH] Understand?
[MADAM HOOCH] If I see a single broom in the air,
[MADAM HOOCH] the one riding it will find themselves out of Hogwarts
[MADAM HOOCH] before they can say quidditch.
[DRACO] Do you see his face?
[DRACO] Maybe if the fat lump had given this a squeeze,
[DRACO] he would have remembered to fall on his fat arse.
[HARRY] Give it here, Malfoy.
[DRACO] No. I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find.
[DRACO] What's the matter, Potter? A bit behind your reach?
[HERMIONE] You heard what Madam Hooch said.
[HERMIONE] Besides, you don't even know how to fly.
[HARRY] or I'll knock you off your broom.
[DRACO] Is that so?
[HARRY] Have it your way then.
[HARRY] One such as this is an essential ingredient in...
[McGONAGALL] Professor Quirrell, excuse me, excuse me.
[McGONAGALL] Could I borrow wood for a moment, please?
[QUIRRELL] Yes, of course.
[McGONAGALL] Potter, this is Oliver Wood.
[McGONAGALL] Wood, I have found you a seeker.
[McGONAGALL] You heard? Harry Potter's the new Gryffindor seeker.
[McGONAGALL] I always knew he'd do well.
[RON] Seeker? But first-years never make the house teams.
[RON] You must be the youngest Quidditch player in a century, according to McGonagall.
[FRED] Hey, well done, Harry. Wood's just told us.
[FRED] Friend George are on the team, too. Beaters.
[GEORGE] Our job is to make sure that you don't get bloodied up too bad.
[GEORGE] Can't make any promises, of course.
[GEORGE] Rough game, Quidditch.
[GEORGE] Brutal, but no-one's died in years.
[GEORGE] Someone will vanish occasionally,
[GEORGE] but they'll turn up in a month or two.
[RON] Oh, go on, Harry.
[RON] Quidditch is great.
[RON] Best game there is.
[RON] And you'll be great too.
[HARRY] But I've never even played Quidditch.
[HARRY] What if I make a fool of myself?
[RON] You won't make a fool of yourself.
[RON] It's in your blood.
[HARRY] You never told me your father was a seeker too.
[RON] I'm telling you, it's spooky.
[RON] She knows more about you than you do.
[RON] Who doesn't?
[RON] This is change.
[HARRY] let's go this way before the staircase moves again does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here
[HERMIONE] we're not supposed to be here this is the third floor it's forbidden let's go
[HARRY] on cat run let's hide through that door we're done for over aloha
[HARRY] Spells, chapter 7.
[HARRY] Only one here, my sweet.
[HARRY] Come on.
[RON] I thought she was gone.
[HERMIONE] She probably thinks this door's locked.
[HERMIONE] It was locked, and for good reason.
[HERMIONE] Up in a skull's eyes, do you?
[HARRY] Didn't you see what it was standing on?
[RON] It wasn't looking at its feet.
[RON] It was a bit pre-optic part of its head.
[RON] Or maybe you didn't notice. There were three.
[HARRY] It was standing on a trapdoor, which means it wasn't there by accident.
[HARRY] It's guarding something.
[HERMIONE] Guarding something?
[HERMIONE] That's right. Now, if you two don't mind, I'm going to bed
[HERMIONE] before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed.
[HERMIONE] Or worse, expelled.
[RON] She needs to sort out her priorities.
[OLIVER WOOD] Quidditch is easy enough to understand.
[OLIVER WOOD] Each team has seven players, three chasers, two beaters,
[OLIVER WOOD] one keeper and the seeker. That's you.
[OLIVER WOOD] There are three kinds of balls. This one's called the quaffle.
[OLIVER WOOD] Now, the chasers handle the quaffle
[OLIVER WOOD] and try to put it through one of those three hoops.
[OLIVER WOOD] The keeper...
[OLIVER WOOD] me. Defends the hoops. With me so far? I think so. What are those? You better take this. Careful now,
[OLIVER WOOD] it's coming back. Not bad, Potter. You'd make a fair beater. Uh-oh. What was that? Bludger. Nasty little buggers. But you.
[OLIVER WOOD] Are a seeker
[OLIVER WOOD] The only thing I want you to worry about is this
[OLIVER WOOD] the golden snitch
[OLIVER WOOD] Like this ball. Yeah, you like it now
[OLIVER WOOD] Just wait. It's wicked fast and damn near impossible to see
[HARRY] What do I do with it?
[OLIVER WOOD] You catch it before the other team seeker you catch this the game is over
[OLIVER WOOD] You catch this Potter and we win
[FLITWICK] one of the wizards most rudimentary skills is
[FLITWICK] levitation the ability to make objects fly
[FLITWICK] You will have your feathers good
[FLITWICK] now
[FLITWICK] Don't forget the nice wrist movement. We've been practicing
[FLITWICK] Swish and flick, everyone.
[FLITWICK] Swish and flick and enunciate.
[FLITWICK] Wingardium leviosa.
[FLITWICK] Off you go, then.
[FLITWICK] Wingardium leviosa.
[RON] Wingardium leviosa.
[HERMIONE] Stop, stop, stop.
[HERMIONE] You're going to take someone's eye out.
[HERMIONE] Besides, you're saying it wrong.
[HERMIONE] It's leviosa, not leviosa.
[RON] You do it, then, if you're so clever.
[RON] Go on, go on.
[HERMIONE] Wingardium leviosa.
[FLITWICK] See here, everyone.
[FLITWICK] This grade has done it.
[FLITWICK] Splendid.
[FLITWICK] Wingardium...
[FLITWICK] I think we're going to need another feather over here, Professor.
[RON] It's Leviosa, not Leviosa.
[RON] She's a nightmare, honestly. No wonder she hasn't got any friends.
[HARRY] I think she heard you.
[HARRY] Where's Hermione?
[NEVILLE] Parvati Patil said that she wouldn't come out of the girl's bathroom.
[NEVILLE] She said that she'd been in there all afternoon, crying.
[QUIRRELL] I thought you ought to know.
[QUIRRELL] Panic!
[DUMBLEDORE] Now, prefects will lead their house back to the dormitories.
[DUMBLEDORE] Teachers will follow me to the dungeons.
[PERCY] Keep up, please, and stay alert!
[HARRY] She'll get in.
[RON] Not on its own.
[RON] Trolls are really stupid.
[RON] Probably people playing jokes.
[HARRY] What?
[RON] Hermione.
[RON] She doesn't know.
[HARRY] I thought the trolls left the dungeon.
[HARRY] We're into the girls' bathroom.
[HARRY] No!
[HARRY] I don't think so.
[HARRY] Just not doubt.
[RON] Troll bogeys.
[McGONAGALL] Ah! Oh, my goodness.
[McGONAGALL] Explain yourselves, both of you.
[HERMIONE] Well, what it is, it's my fault, Professor McGonagall.
[McGONAGALL] Miss Granger.
[HERMIONE] I went looking for the troll.
[HERMIONE] I'd read about them and thought I could handle it.
[HERMIONE] But I was wrong.
[HERMIONE] If Harry and Ron hadn't come and found me,
[HERMIONE] I'd probably be dead.
[McGONAGALL] Be that as it may,
[McGONAGALL] it was an extremely foolish thing to do.
[McGONAGALL] I would have expected more rational behavior on your part,
[McGONAGALL] and I am very disappointed in you, Miss Granger.
[McGONAGALL] Five points will be taken from Gryffindor
[McGONAGALL] for your serious lack of judgment.
[McGONAGALL] As for you two gentlemen...
[McGONAGALL] Well, I just hope you realize how fortunate you are.
[McGONAGALL] Not many first-year students could take on a fully-grown mountain troll
[McGONAGALL] and live to tell the tale.
[McGONAGALL] Five points will be awarded to each of you
[McGONAGALL] for sheer dumb luck.
[McGONAGALL] Perhaps you ought to go.
[McGONAGALL] Nothing might wake up.
[RON] Take a bit of toast, Mike. Go on.
[HERMIONE] Ron's right, Harry.
[HERMIONE] You're going to need your strength today.
[HARRY] I'm not hungry.
[SNAPE] Good luck today, Potter.
[SNAPE] Then again, now that you've proven yourself against a troll,
[SNAPE] a little game of Quidditch should be easy work for you.
[SNAPE] Even if it is against.
[RON] Slytherin explains the blood blood
[RON] Listen last night. I'm guessing Snape let the trojan as a diversion so he could try and get past that three-headed dog
[RON] But he got himself bitten. That's why he's limping
[RON] Anyone go near that dog the day. I was at Gringotts Hagrid took something out of one of the vaults said
[HARRY] It was Hogwarts business very secret. So you're saying that's what the dog's guarding. That's what Snape wants
[RON] a broomstick. That's not just a broomstick, Harry. It's a Nimbus 2000. Scared, Harry? A little.
[OLIVER WOOD] That's all right. I felt the same way before my first game. I don't really remember. I took a
[OLIVER WOOD] bludger to the head two minutes in. Woke up in hospital a week later.
[MADAM HOOCH] Now I want a nice, clean game.
[MADAM HOOCH] From all of you.
[LEE JORDAN] The bludgers are up, followed by the golden snitch.
[LEE JORDAN] Remember, the snitch is worth 150 points.
[LEE JORDAN] The seeker who catches the snitch ends the game.
[LEE JORDAN] The ball is released, and the game begins!
[LEE JORDAN] Lurin takes possession of the Quaffle.
[LEE JORDAN] We'll actually pass it to Captain Marcus Flint.
[LEE JORDAN] Give me that.
[LEE JORDAN] You
[HAGRID] Looks like he's gonna be sick
[HERMIONE] Nonsense. Why would Snape put a curse on Harry's brew?
[RON] Who knows? Why was he trying to get past that three-headed dog on Halloween?
[HAGRID] Who told you about Fluffy?
[HAGRID] Fluffy? That thing has a name?
[HAGRID] Well, of course it's got a name. It's mine.
[HAGRID] I bought him off an Irish fella I met down at the pub last year.
[HAGRID] Then I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the...
[HARRY] Yes?
[HAGRID] Shouldn't have said that. No more questions. Don't ask any more questions.
[HAGRID] That's top secret, that is.
[HARRY] But Hagrid, whatever Fluffy's guarding, Snape's trying to steal it.
[HAGRID] Codswallop. Professor Snape is a Hogwarts teacher.
[HARRY] Hogwarts teacher or not, I know a spell when I see one.
[HARRY] I've read all about them. You've got to keep eye contact.
[HARRY] And Snape wasn't blinking.
[HERMIONE] Exactly.
[HAGRID] Now, you listen to me. All three of you.
[HAGRID] You're meddling in things that ought not to be meddled in.
[HAGRID] It's dangerous.
[HAGRID] What that dog is guarding is strictly between Professor Dumbledore
[HAGRID] and Nicolas Flamel.
[HARRY] Nicolas Flamel?
[HAGRID] I shouldn't have said that.
[HAGRID] I should not have said that.
[HAGRID] I shouldn't have said that.
[HAGRID] Nicolas Flamel?
[HARRY] Who's Nicolas Flamel?
[RON] Night to E5.
[HARRY] Queen to e5 totally barbaric that's wizards chess
[HERMIONE] I see you've packed see you haven't
[HERMIONE] Change of plans my parents decided to go to Romania to visit my brother Charlie. He's studying dragons there good
[RON] You can help Harry then he's going to go and look in the library for information on Nicholas Flamel
[HERMIONE] Look a hundred times
[HARRY] Not in the restricted section. Happy Christmas. I
[RON] Think we had a bad influence on her
[RON] happy christmas harry happy christmas ron what are you wearing oh mum made it
[RON] looks like you've got one too i've got presents
[HARRY] your father left this in my possession before he died it is time it was returned to you use it well
[HARRY] what is it some kind of cloak well let's see then put it on whoa my body's gone
[RON] i know what that is that's an invisibility cloak i'm invisible but really rare
[HARRY] wonder who gave it to you there was no name it just said use it well
[SNAPE] Show yourself I don't want me as your enemy quarrel. What do you mean? You know perfectly well what I mean
[SNAPE] Little chat soon, when you've had time to decide where your loyalties lie.
[SNAPE] Well, professors, I found this in the restricted section.
[FILCH] It's still hot. That means there's a student out of bed.
[HARRY] You've really got to see this, Ron! You've got to see this!
[HARRY] There's something you've got to see. Now, come on!
[RON] You only see us.
[HARRY] Look in properly. Go on, stand there.
[HARRY] There. You see them, don't you?
[RON] That's me!
[RON] Only I'm head boy.
[RON] And I'm holding the Quidditch cup.
[RON] And bloody hell, I'm Quidditch captain too!
[RON] Hello, good.
[RON] Harry, do you think this mirror shows the future?
[HARRY] How can it?
[HARRY] Both my parents are dead.
[DUMBLEDORE] Back again, Harry?
[DUMBLEDORE] I see that you, like so many before you,
[DUMBLEDORE] have discovered the delights of the Mirror of Erised.
[DUMBLEDORE] I trust by now you realise what it does.
[DUMBLEDORE] Would look, Emma, and see only himself.
[DUMBLEDORE] Exactly.
[HARRY] So then it shows us what we want.
[HARRY] Whatever we want.
[DUMBLEDORE] Yes, and no.
[DUMBLEDORE] It shows us nothing more or less
[DUMBLEDORE] than the deepest and most...
[DUMBLEDORE] desperate desires of our hearts.
[DUMBLEDORE] Now you have never known your family.
[DUMBLEDORE] You see them standing beside you.
[DUMBLEDORE] But remember this, Harry.
[DUMBLEDORE] This mirror gives us neither knowledge or truth.
[DUMBLEDORE] Men have wasted away in front of it.
[DUMBLEDORE] That is why tomorrow it will be moved to a new home.
[DUMBLEDORE] And I must ask you not to go looking for it again.
[HERMIONE] ago for a bit of light reading. This is light.
[HERMIONE] Of course, here it is.
[HERMIONE] Nicolas Flamel is the only known maker of the Philosopher's Stone.
[RON] The what?
[HERMIONE] Honestly, don't you two read?
[HERMIONE] The Philosopher's Stone is a legendary substance with astonishing powers.
[HERMIONE] It will transform any metal into pure gold
[HERMIONE] and produces the elixir of life, which will make the drinker immortal.
[RON] Immortal?
[HERMIONE] It means you'll never die.
[RON] I know what it means.
[HERMIONE] The only stone currently in existence
[HERMIONE] belongs to Mr Nicolas Flamel, the noted alchemist,
[HERMIONE] who last year celebrated his 665th birthday.
[HARRY] That's what Fluffy's guarding on the Third Floor.
[HARRY] That's what's under the trapdoor, the Philosopher's Stone.
[HARRY] Hagrid!
[HAGRID] Oh, hello.
[HAGRID] Sorry, don't wish to be rude, but I'm in no fit state to entertain today.
[HARRY] We know about the Philosopher's Stone!
[HAGRID] Oh.
[RON] We think Snape's trying to steal it.
[HAGRID] Snape? Blimey, you're not still on about him, are you?
[HERMIONE] Hagrid, we know he's after the stone, we just don't know why.
[HAGRID] Snape is one of the teachers protecting the stone.
[HAGRID] He's not about to steal it.
[HARRY] What?
[HAGRID] You heard.
[HAGRID] Right, come on now, I'm a bit preoccupied today.
[RON] Wait a minute.
[RON] One of the teachers?
[HARRY] Of course!
[HARRY] There are other things defending the stone, aren't there?
[HARRY] Spells, enchantments.
[HAGRID] That's right.
[HAGRID] A waste of bloody time if you ask me.
[HAGRID] Ain't no one going to get past Fluffy.
[HAGRID] Ain't a soul knows how.
[HAGRID] Except for me and Dumbledore.
[HAGRID] I shouldn't have told you that.
[HAGRID] I should not have told you that.
[HAGRID] Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
[HARRY] Hagrid, what exactly is that?
[HAGRID] That? It's, uh, it's, um...
[RON] I know what that is.
[RON] Hagrid, how did you get one?
[HAGRID] I won it off a stranger I met down in the pub.
[HAGRID] Seemed quite glad to be rid of it, as a matter of fact.
[RON] Dragon? That's not just a dragon.
[RON] That's a Norwegian Ridgeback.
[HAGRID] my brother charlie works with these in romania isn't he beautiful oh bless him look he knows
[HAGRID] his mummy i know norbert norbert yeah well he's gonna have a name don't he
[RON] well he'll have to be trained up a bit of course who's that malfoy hagrid always wanted a dragon
[RON] i told me so the first time i ever met him it's crazy and worse malfoy knows
[RON] i don't understand is that bad it's bad good evening
[McGONAGALL] Nothing, I repeat, nothing gives a student the right to walk about the school at night.
[McGONAGALL] Therefore, as punishment for your actions, 50 points will be taken.
[McGONAGALL] 50?
[McGONAGALL] Each.
[McGONAGALL] And to ensure it doesn't happen again, all four of you will receive detention.
[DRACO] Excuse me, Professor.
[DRACO] Perhaps I heard you wrong.
[DRACO] I thought you said the four of us.
[McGONAGALL] No, you heard me correctly, Mr. Malfoy.
[McGONAGALL] You see, honourable as your intentions were, you too were out of bed after hours.
[McGONAGALL] You will join your classmates in detention.
[FILCH] The pity they let the old punishments die.
[FILCH] If there was a time, detention would find you hanging by your thumbs in...
[FILCH] the dungeons. God I'll miss the screaming. He'll be serving detention with Hagrid
[FILCH] tonight. He's got a little job to do inside the dark forest. Sorry lot this
[FILCH] Hagrid. Oh God man you're not still on about that bloody dragon are you? Norbert's
[HAGRID] gone. Dumbledore sent him off to Romania to live in a colony. Well that's good isn't it?
[HAGRID] He'll be with his own kind. Yeah but what if he don't like Romania? What do the
[HAGRID] other dragons are mean to him? He's only a baby after all. Oh for God's sake pull
[FILCH] yourself together man. You're going into the forest after all. Got to have your wits about you.
[HARRY] Forest? I thought that was a joke. We can't go in there.
[HARRY] Students aren't allowed.
[HARRY] Werewolves.
[FILCH] There's more than werewolves in those trees, lad.
[FILCH] You can be sure of that.
[FILCH] Nighty-night.
[FILCH] Let's go.
[HARRY] What is that what we're here for?
[HAGRID] See that
[HAGRID] That's unicorn blood. That is I found one dead a few weeks ago
[HAGRID] Yeah
[HAGRID] This one's been hurt bad by summit
[HAGRID] so
[HAGRID] It's our job
[HAGRID] Go and find the poor beast Ron Hermione. You'll come with me
[RON] Okay
[HAGRID] Harry you'll go with Malfoy
[DRACO] Okay, then I get Fang
[HAGRID] fine
[HAGRID] Just so you know
[DRACO] He's a bloody coward you wait till my father hears about this
[HARRY] This is servant stuff. If I didn't know better Draco, I'd say you were scared
[DRACO] scared
[DRACO] Potter, did you hear that? Come on, Fang.
[FIRENZE] The forest is not safe for this, especially for you.
[HARRY] But what was that thing you saved me from?
[FIRENZE] A monstrous creature.
[FIRENZE] It is a terrible crime to slay a unicorn.
[FIRENZE] Drinking the blood of a unicorn will keep you alive
[FIRENZE] even if you are an inch from death,
[FIRENZE] but at a terrible price.
[FIRENZE] You have slain something so pure
[FIRENZE] that from the moment the blood touches your lips,
[FIRENZE] you will have a half-life, a cursed life.
[HARRY] Who would choose such a life?
[FIRENZE] Can you think of no one?
[HARRY] What do you mean to say
[HARRY] that that thing that killed the unicorn,
[HARRY] that was drinking its blood, that was Voldemort?
[FIRENZE] Do you know what is hidden in the school
[FIRENZE] at this very moment, Mr. Potter?
[HAGRID] Hello there, friends.
[HAGRID] I see you've met our young Mr. Potter.
[HAGRID] Go right there, Harry.
[FIRENZE] Harry Potter.
[FIRENZE] This is where I leave you
[FIRENZE] You're safe now
[FIRENZE] Good luck
[HARRY] Forrest, but he's weak. He's living off the unicorns. Don't you see we had it wrong?
[HARRY] Snape doesn't want the stone for himself. He wants the stone for Voldemort
[HARRY] With the elixir of life Voldemort will be strong again. He'll
[HARRY] He'll come back
[RON] But if he comes back, you don't think he'll try to
[HARRY] Kill you do you think if he'd had the chance he might have tried to kill me tonight
[RON] And to think I've been worried about my potions final. Hang on a minute. We're forgetting one thing
[HERMIONE] Who's the one wizard Voldemort always feared?
[HERMIONE] Dumbledore.
[HERMIONE] As long as Dumbledore's around, Harry, you're safe.
[HERMIONE] As long as Dumbledore's around, you can't be touched.
[HERMIONE] I'd always had Hogwarts end-of-year exams were frightful,
[HERMIONE] but I found that rather enjoyable.
[RON] Speak for yourself.
[RON] All right there, Harry?
[HARRY] My scar keeps burning.
[RON] It's happened before.
[HARRY] Not like this.
[HERMIONE] Perhaps you should see the nurse.
[HARRY] I think it's a warning.
[HARRY] It means danger's coming.
[HARRY] What is it?
[HARRY] Don't you think it's a bit odd that what Hagrid wants more than anything is a dragon,
[HARRY] and a stranger turns up who just happens to have one?
[HARRY] I mean, how many people wander around with dragon eggs in their pockets?
[HARRY] Why didn't I see it before?
[HARRY] Hagrid, who gave you the dragon egg?
[HARRY] What did he look like?
[HAGRID] I don't know. I never saw his face.
[HAGRID] He kept his hood up.
[HARRY] This stranger, though, you and he must have talked.
[HAGRID] Well, he wanted to know what sort of creatures I looked after.
[HAGRID] I told him, I said, after Fluffy,
[HAGRID] a dragon's going to be no problem.
[HARRY] Did he seem interested in Fluffy?
[HAGRID] Well, of course he was interested in Fluffy.
[HAGRID] How often do you come across a three-headed dog,
[HAGRID] even if you're in the trade?
[HAGRID] But I told him, I said,
[HAGRID] I said, the trick with any beast is to know how to calm him.
[HAGRID] Take Fluffy, for example.
[HAGRID] Just play him a bit of music and he falls straight to sleep.
[HAGRID] I shouldn't have told you that.
[HAGRID] Where are you going? Where are you...
[HARRY] I have to see Professor Dumbledore immediately.
[McGONAGALL] I'm afraid Professor Dumbledore is not here.
[McGONAGALL] He received an urgent owl from the Ministry of Magic
[McGONAGALL] and left immediately for London.
[HARRY] He's gone? But this is important.
[HARRY] This is about the Philosopher's Stone.
[McGONAGALL] How do you know about it?
[HARRY] Someone's going to try and steal it.
[McGONAGALL] Don't know how you three found out about the stone,
[McGONAGALL] but I assure you it is perfectly well-protected.
[McGONAGALL] Now, would you go back to your dormitories?
[McGONAGALL] Quietly.
[HARRY] That was no stranger Hagrid met in the village.
[HARRY] It was Snape, which means he knows how to get past Fluffy.
[HARRY] And with Dumbledore gone...
[SNAPE] Good afternoon.
[SNAPE] Now, what would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves
[SNAPE] be doing inside on a day like this?
[HERMIONE] We... we were just...
[SNAPE] You want to be careful?
[SNAPE] People will think you're up to something.
[SNAPE] Neither should you.
[NEVILLE] You're sneaking out again, aren't you?
[HARRY] Now, Neville, listen.
[HARRY] We would...
[NEVILLE] No!
[NEVILLE] I won't let you!
[NEVILLE] You'll get Gryffindor into trouble again.
[NEVILLE] I'll fight you.
[HERMIONE] Neville, I'm really, really sorry about this.
[HERMIONE] Petrificus Totalus.
[RON] You're a little scary sometimes.
[RON] You know that.
[RON] Brilliant, but scary.
[HARRY] Let's go.
[HARRY] Sorry, sorry.
[HARRY] It's for your own good, you know.
[HARRY] Wait a minute. He's snoring.
[HARRY] He's put a spell on the harp.
[RON] He's got horrible breath.
[HARRY] We have to move its paw.
[HARRY] What? Come on.
[HARRY] Okay. Push.
[HARRY] I'll go first. Don't follow until I give you a sign.
[HARRY] If something bad happens...
[HARRY] Get yourselves out.
[HARRY] Does it seem a bit quiet to you?
[RON] The heart?
[RON] I'm playing.
[RON] Nothing's here, really.
[HERMIONE] Stop moving, both of you. This is Devil's Snare.
[HERMIONE] You have to relax. If you don't, it'll only kill you faster.
[RON] Kill us faster? Oh, now I can relax!
[HERMIONE] Do what I say!
[HERMIONE] Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine.
[HARRY] He's not relaxing, is he?
[HERMIONE] Apparently not.
[HARRY] We've got to do something.
[RON] What?
[HERMIONE] I remember reading something in Herbology.
[HERMIONE] Um...
[HERMIONE] Devil's Snare, Devil's Snare.
[HERMIONE] It's deadly fun, but will sulk in the sun. That's it!
[HERMIONE] Devil's Snare hates sunlight.
[HERMIONE] Lumos Solem!
[HARRY] Ron, you okay?
[RON] Yeah, okay.
[HARRY] Lucky, Hermione pays attention in herbology.
[HARRY] What is that?
[RON] I don't know.
[RON] Sounds like wings.
[HARRY] I've never seen birds like these.
[HERMIONE] They're not birds.
[HERMIONE] They're keys.
[HERMIONE] And I'll bet one of them fits that door.
[RON] What's this all about?
[RON] Worth a try what are we going to do? There must be a thousand keys
[HERMIONE] Looking for a big old-fashioned
[HERMIONE] Probably rusty like the handle. I see it wrong with the broken wing
[RON] If snake could catch our metal broomstick you can you're the youngest seeker in a century
[RON] It complicates things a bit.
[RON] I don't like this. I don't like this at all.
[RON] Where are we? Graveyard? There's no graveyard.
[HARRY] Now what do we do?
[RON] It's obvious, isn't it?
[RON] We're gonna play our way across the room.
[RON] All right, Harry, you take the empty Bishop Square.
[RON] Hermione, you'll be the Queenside Castle.
[RON] And as for me, I'll be a knight.
[RON] White moves first, and then we play.
[HARRY] Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like
[HARRY] real wizard's chess, do you?
[HARRY] Let's do that, d5.
[HARRY] Exactly like wizard chess
[HARRY] Make my move the Queen will take me then you're free to check the king. No Ron. No
[HERMIONE] What is it? He's going to sacrifice himself. No, you can't be another way
[RON] Do you want to stop snake from getting that stone or not?
[RON] To you that has to go on. I know it
[RON] Not me. Not Hermione you
[RON] Night to H3.
[RON] Still playing.
[RON] I have to go on.
[HERMIONE] You'll be okay, Harry.
[HERMIONE] You're a great wizard.
[HERMIONE] You really are.
[HARRY] Not as good as you.
[HERMIONE] Me, books and cleverness.
[HERMIONE] There are more important things.
[HERMIONE] Friendship and bravery.
[HERMIONE] And Harry, just be careful.
[HARRY] You? No, it can't be.
[HARRY] Snape, he was the...
[QUIRRELL] Yes, he does seem the type, doesn't he?
[QUIRRELL] Next to him, who would suspect?
[QUIRRELL] Poor, stuttering Professor Quirrell.
[HARRY] But that day, during the Quidditch match,
[HARRY] Snape tried to kill me.
[QUIRRELL] No, dear boy, I tried to kill you.
[QUIRRELL] And trust me, if Snape's cloak hadn't caught fire
[QUIRRELL] and broken my eye contact, I would have succeeded.
[QUIRRELL] Even with Snape muttering his little counter-curse.
[HARRY] Snape was trying to save me.
[QUIRRELL] I knew you were a danger to me right from the off.
[QUIRRELL] Especially after Halloween.
[HARRY] Then you let the troll in.
[QUIRRELL] Very good, Potter, yes.
[QUIRRELL] Snape, unfortunately, wasn't fooled.
[QUIRRELL] While everyone else was running about the dungeon,
[QUIRRELL] he went to the third floor to head me off.
[QUIRRELL] He of course
[QUIRRELL] Never trusted me again
[QUIRRELL] He barely left me alone, but he doesn't understand. I'm never alone
[QUIRRELL] Never
[QUIRRELL] What does this mirror do? I see what I desire. I see myself holding the stone. How do I get it?
[QUIRRELL] Come here Potter
[QUIRRELL] What is it? What do you see?
[HARRY] I'm shaking hands with Dumbledore.
[HARRY] I've won the House Cup.
[VOLDEMORT] He lies.
[QUIRRELL] Tell the truth!
[QUIRRELL] What do you see?
[QUIRRELL] Master, you are not strong enough.
[VOLDEMORT] I have strength enough.
[VOLDEMORT] Yes, you see what I've become.
[VOLDEMORT] See what I must do to survive.
[VOLDEMORT] Live off another and be a parasite.
[VOLDEMORT] Unicorn blood can sustain me,
[VOLDEMORT] but it cannot give me a body of my own.
[VOLDEMORT] Something that can.
[VOLDEMORT] Something that conveniently enough
[VOLDEMORT] lies in your pocket.
[VOLDEMORT] An horrific death.
[VOLDEMORT] When you can join me.
[VOLDEMORT] Would you like to see your mother and father again?
[VOLDEMORT] Together, we can bring them back.
[VOLDEMORT] Evil, only power.
[VOLDEMORT] And those too weak to seek it,
[VOLDEMORT] to warn me things.
[VOLDEMORT] The stone!
[QUIRRELL] Magic!
[VOLDEMORT] Moon, get the stone!
[DUMBLEDORE] Good afternoon, Harry.
[DUMBLEDORE] Tokens from your admirers?
[HARRY] Admirers?
[DUMBLEDORE] What happened down in the dungeons
[DUMBLEDORE] between you and Professor Quirrell
[DUMBLEDORE] is a complete secret.
[DUMBLEDORE] Actually, the whole school knows.
[DUMBLEDORE] I see that your friend Ronald has saved you the trouble
[DUMBLEDORE] of opening your chocolate frogs.
[HARRY] Ronald's here.
[HARRY] Is he all right?
[HARRY] What about Hermione?
[DUMBLEDORE] Fine.
[DUMBLEDORE] They're both just fine.
[HARRY] What happened to the stone?
[DUMBLEDORE] Relax, dear boy.
[DUMBLEDORE] The stone has been destroyed.
[DUMBLEDORE] My friend Nicholas and I have had a little chat
[DUMBLEDORE] and agreed it was .
[HARRY] But then Flamel, he'll die, won't he?
[DUMBLEDORE] He has enough elixir to set his affairs in order.
[HARRY] How is it I got the stone, sir?
[HARRY] One minute I was staring in the mirror, and the next...
[DUMBLEDORE] You see, only a person who wanted to find the stone,
[DUMBLEDORE] find it, but not use it,
[DUMBLEDORE] would be able to get it.
[DUMBLEDORE] Something.
[HARRY] With the stone gone, that is,
[HARRY] that Voldemort can never come back.
[DUMBLEDORE] I'm afraid, Professor Quirrell, you touch it.
[DUMBLEDORE] It was because of your mother.
[DUMBLEDORE] She sacrificed herself for you.
[DUMBLEDORE] And that kind of act leaves a mark.
[DUMBLEDORE] No, no.
[DUMBLEDORE] This kind of mark cannot be seen.
[DUMBLEDORE] It lives in your very skin.
[HARRY] What is it?
[DUMBLEDORE] Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans.
[DUMBLEDORE] I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit-flavored one.
[DUMBLEDORE] And since then, I'm afraid I've lost my liking for them.
[DUMBLEDORE] But I think I could be safe.
[DUMBLEDORE] With a nice toffee.
[DUMBLEDORE] Mmm.
[DUMBLEDORE] A lot.
[DUMBLEDORE] Earwax all right there on all right you all right
[DUMBLEDORE] money
[DUMBLEDORE] Never better
[DUMBLEDORE] Another year gone and now as I understand it the house cup needs awarding and the points stand
[DUMBLEDORE] thus
[DUMBLEDORE] in fourth place
[DUMBLEDORE] Gryffindor with 312 points
[DUMBLEDORE] Third place, Hufflepuff, with 352 points.
[DUMBLEDORE] In second place, Ravenclaw, with 426 points.
[DUMBLEDORE] And in first place, with 472 points, Slytherin House.
[DUMBLEDORE] Yes, yes, well done, Slytherin.
[DUMBLEDORE] Well done, Slytherin.
[DUMBLEDORE] However, recent events must be taken into account.
[DUMBLEDORE] And I have a few last-minute points to award to Miss Hermione Granger.
[DUMBLEDORE] For the cool use of intellect, while others were in grave peril, 50 points.
[DUMBLEDORE] Second, to Mr. Ronald Weasley, for the best played game of chess that Hogwarts has seen these many years, 50 points.
[DUMBLEDORE] And third, to Mr. Harry Potter, for pure love and outstanding courage.
[DUMBLEDORE] I award Gryffindor House 60 points.
[DUMBLEDORE] and finally it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies
[DUMBLEDORE] but a great deal more to stand up to your friends i award 10 points to neville longbottom
[DUMBLEDORE] assuming that my calculations are correct i believe that a change of decoration is in order
[DUMBLEDORE] The House Cop.
[HAGRID] Train's leaving. Go on, go on.
[HAGRID] Come on, hurry up.
[RON] Come on, Harry.
[HARRY] One minute.
[HAGRID] I thought you were leaving without saying goodbye, did you?
[HAGRID] This is for you.
[HARRY] Thanks, Hagrid.
[HARRY] Go on, I'm with you. I'm with you now.
[HARRY] I'm with you.
[HAGRID] Oh, now listen, Harry.
[HAGRID] If that dolt of a cousin of yours, Dudley, gives you any grief,
[HAGRID] you could always, um, threaten him with a nice pair of ears
[HAGRID] to go with that tale of his.
[HARRY] But, Hagrid, we're not allowed to do magic away from Hogwarts.
[HARRY] You know that.
[HAGRID] I do.
[HAGRID] Your cousin don't, do he?
[HARRY] Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it?
[HARRY] I'm not going home.
[HARRY] Not really.